More Evidence For The Ancient Mickey Mouse Theory

There is no actual Theory Of Ancient Mickey Mouse, I just made it up. But maybe there is something in such absurdity. Can this really be just a coincidence?

First, an ancient statue thousands of years old is unearthed:

And now NASA reveals a 'natural' feature on the surface of Mecury that seems very familiar indeed.
























I will explore the Ancient Mickey Mouse Theory further as more evidence comes to hand. Perhaps Walt Disney himself was "one of them."

If this was the 1970s, I could write a book about Ancient Mickey Theory and make a bundle. But not now. Damn internet with its fast and easy fact-checking. Spoilsports.