Thursday, May 11, 2006

INTRODUCING THE POLAR BEAR/GRIZZLY BEAR HYBRID

A GROZZLY BEAR? GROLAR BEAR? PIZZLY BEAR? POZZLY BEAR? THE GRIZZOPOLAR?




It was a miracle of nature, until dickhead in the white jacket blew it away, but this grizzly cross polar bear may not be the bizarre rarity it seems.

Scientists now think there may be more kicking around the cold zones of Canada, and there has been a few curious matings between the two species in private zoos, and no doubt in those freaky US experimental defence labs where they're trying to robotize and clone a monster killer bear that can be released into war zones to take down and terrify civilians (that's not entirely accurate, but it's closer to the truth then you probably want to think about right now).

The Grozzly Bear above had a Polar bear mum and a Grizzly bear dad.

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